Just say the magic words

Instead of cursing, crying, kicking things, threatening the cop who is watching you until the detectives arrive, just say these magic words: I want to talk to my lawyer. Then shut the fuck up.  

Listened to a tape where a guy carried on for TWO HOURS and had to be put in handcuffs "for his safety" before he was let go. Who has time for that shit?

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